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Did you know more cans of spam have been sold than there are people in the world...

I mean, who even LIKES it???

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On 7/31/2017 at 5:06 AM, Mutley said:

Did you know more cans of spam have been sold than there are people in the world...

I mean, who even LIKES it???

*slowly raises hand*

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shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is

 

I need an adult

(also wtf I've reached 800 content)

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Ugh these russian dolls... they're so full of themselves

I farted on an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels.

A good pun is its own reword...

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I submitted 10 puns into a contest hoping I would win.

But no pun in ten did.

Life is a beautiful thing after all...

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America: From now on we shall spell colour as color!

British: Why?

America: Because we want to get rid of 'u'

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13 hours ago, jepanddep said:

I have an electricity lab to do next week in class.

I'm CURRENTly very AMPed up for it. I can't RESIST.

you may have sparked a new line of puns. I just got a sudden jolt of inspiration. I promise you the end result will be very shocking. Guess I better bolt before Knight kills me.

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I'm now addicted to the Hokey Pokey, so I turned myself around...

 

 

that's what it's all about! <o/

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I'm such a terrible person for continuing this thread.

One day there are 4 men sitting at a pier by the sea, an Englishman, French, Spaniard, and a German. Out of nowhere, a dolphin wanted attention and saw the 4 men, he kindly spoke in their languages: Can you see me? (wtf a talking dolphin)

The four men replied:

The Englishman said: Yes

The French said: Oui

The Spaniard said: Si

and the German said: Ja

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