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Ever wanted to say something really punny but were too nervous to say in regular Diversity chat?

Well fear no longer, as this is the punmasters' place to roam wild and free! Leave all your puns down below for the world to see! Speaking of which, there's one I need to get out of the system:

Q: What is Homer Simpson's favorite food?

A: D'oh-nuts!

Can't wait to hear the puns y'all have to share. :)

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You should never be scared to say a pun. Never.   Here's a great one I heard today: Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships? So when they arrive back in por

So how was your sleep? I had a KNIGHTmare *gets blown by a creeper* Had a BLAST didn't you? Why is Bec not sleeping? BECuz why not? How did you on the test, Ace? I

Wait why did it do it 3 times I'm confused.

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You should never be scared to say a pun. Never.

 

Here's a great one I heard today:

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they arrive back in port, they can Scandinavian.

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So how was your sleep?

I had a KNIGHTmare

*gets blown by a creeper*

Had a BLAST didn't you?

Why is Bec not sleeping?

BECuz why not?

How did you on the test, Ace?

I ACED it!

What did one door say to the other door?

You're so aDOORable.

Why is bearglop not friends with katie?

She couldn't BEAR him being annoying.

Where's Chaise?

Chaising me

One Liners:

I didn't order this steak, this must me a misteak, sir!

BONUS: Never knew that my puns were very DANdy.

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I have a different (and slightly inferior to Turbo's) boat pun to share.

Q: How do steamboat captains get the coal they need to power their ships?

A: Easy - they're always on Santa's naut-y list!

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Here's a few  favorites of mine hehe

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring the other day. The doctor said i'll be OK but, i feel like i've DYED a little inside :3

Why don't some couples go to the gym? because some just don't WORKOUT 

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but i know i wouldn't get a REACTION

 

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42 minutes ago, Nirv said:

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but i know i wouldn't get a REACTION

 

Chemistry jokes. I tell them periodically.

 Want to hear a potassium joke? K.

What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium.

 You threw sodium chloride at me. That's a salt.

I should stop telling chemistry jokes the best ones argon.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and go up to the bartender to order drinks.

The first guy says that he'll take some H2O.

The second guy, also thirsty for water, says, "I'll have some H2O too!"

Minutes after drinking, the second guy dies.

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